You Are a Raccoon
You are very curious. Your curiosity has led you to learn a lot about the world... including some things you rather not know.
You are also very sneaky. You can blend in when you need to, and no one really knows what you are up to.
At times, you can be morally dubious. You're willing to do a lot to get ahead, even if it means stepping on other people's toes.
You are generally passive and tend to work behind the scenes. But if someone challenges you, you get downright nasty!